Soooooooooooooo The Haints were in the Midwest this weekend, and I must say..they left their mark! From the stench of strippers spit in Jr's face to piss covered bathrooms from the poor aim of tandem backwards pissing in Milwaukee, to the urine soaked burnt out balded tire to bruised knees, sore muscles and even more bruised egos from the dance off to the multiple hickies handed out by Moon at Doug's place in Antioch, to the JUGGALO fam wisdom educated upon all of us at Harlow's lodge to the stale smell of paint soaked burning pubes of Duane to the dread collection Nick started, to the multiple tattoos sterilized with beer to the strippers who will now never agree to doing a private party without asking a few more questions first to the bitter sweet taste of Shawn's saliva lingering in the back of most of our mouths...(not to mention the countless goodies, stickers, coozies, t shirts, iPhone charger (thanks Duane) and jacket (thanks Brandon, hope you didn't get too much guff from the guys for giving it up) that these boys just handed out no questions asked, not looking for money or anything, just in trade for a good time and a new friend) The Haints most certainly left their mark. And that mark isn't going anywhere soon. Moon, Nick, Duane, Brandon, and Doug, I'm glad to have you boys as my friends welcome to our troubled family. I'm definitely planning a trip to Bama very soon. I know Warren, and Jeremiah will be there and any one else who wants to join just let me know! The more the merrier!
Also had the pleasure of meeting bronsonville Shawn, Turbo, Frank, Jr's sister (who's name slips my mind) his mother Linda, and the Snodgrass Brothers (at least I think they were brothers?) to anyone else I met over the weekend, I'm sorry if I forgot you, I'm sure the pleasure was all mine! I look forward to many many more adventures with all of you! WOO WOOOOO!
MAD LOVE FOR MY FAM-Dusty
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